What?! No Pamphlets?

I took a day off from work to visit my doctors, which is a bad way to start the week and I should have known better but I’m me.

Anyway, I got my surprise tetanus shot and some unwanted advice from a certain professional who seems to think being single is plain wrong. He didn’t say it outright but it was the general idea. I would have lied about it if I knew he was headed in that direction. When a person asks you how your love life is going, say it’s good. And leave it at that. Unfortunately, Mondays have a habit of… being Mondays.

The last thing my gyno told me before he left the room was to find a “good man”.

I hate him.

Well, not hate but he’s on the hit list. Just because he’s involved with someone…

What makes a “good man” anyway? Dammit, is there some pamphlet he can give me, much like the ones about breast cancer and STDs? Hmm? I didn’t think so. Might as well not have said anything. Yeah yeah, he cares and thinks I can benefit from his opinion. He’s sharing the joy, la di da. Whatever.