Highly incompetant

I'm really beginning to think that I'm incompetant at my job. I can't answer half the calls I answer and I really have no burning interest to learn more about anything at work. I also admit that I love just sitting there and getting paid for doing nothing. If only I get to check my email, read blogs, and chat online. My co-workers probably hate my guts because I ask them too many questions and I ask for schedule changes about once a week. It's great fun, really. I love it how we don't have a manager yet. But my incompetance will shine through once again and perhaps when a manager does come, I'll finally get fired. Excuse me, I meant 'let go'.